During the last week of school, we always have a Pajama Day. And this day is exactly what it sounds like - we all wear our pajamas to school. And everyone must wear their
jammies, including me as well as the parents that are working in the classroom that day.
Pajama Day always stresses me out. Even though I know it is coming, I am always caught off guard, and find myself running to
Wal-mart the night before to purchase myself appropriate
jammies. Because, seriously, who wants to see me wearing a ratty t-shirt over my husband's boxers?
This year I purchased a night shirt and some "sleep pants". Which I guess is the new term for "soft comfortable
jammie bottoms that you wear to bed". I felt I was dressed
ok for preschool - nothing showing that shouldn't, and all
embarrassing lumps properly
camouflaged. Yep, I was feeling pretty good.
Until
I got to school. I was laying on one of the tables in my room (see, here's the thing about wearing pajamas to work - you feel sleepy all day. I had set my room up, and then was compelled to lay on the table because I was just....so....tired....). I was laying there, on my side, talking to one of my coworkers (school had not yet started), when her son, a former student, walked up and started punching my behind. At my repeated requests to PLEASE STOP, he then started pinching my bottom. "It is so soft and fluffy!" was his justification for his actions. Eventually, I did get up, but for the rest of the day, every time this little guy saw me, he poked me in the bottom.
Later on, during school, we were watching The Wiggles (of course) - we always watch a movie on Pajama Day - and I was laying on my side on the floor with my students. One little girl was leaning on my stomach ("I love how it feels like a pillow") and several kids were sitting behind me. When, suddenly, the kids behind me started poking my behind. Then they were pinching it. And finally, I sit up and ask, "Why are you guys doing that?" Their answer? "Because it looks so soft and squishy."
Ahh yes, what every woman wants to hear about her bottom. Apparently, that Buns of Steel workout that I did that one time in 2004 didn't do its job. And sleep pants, apparently emphasize the soft and squishy qualities of my Buns of Fluff.
I pondered making this my last Pajama Day, but decided against it after I heard from parents how the kids had picked out their pajamas for the day weeks in advance (a big deal at three and four). The kids arrived at school, wearing their special
jammies, excited to show me and their friends their awesome pj's. Most of the
jammies had a special significance..."my aunt bought them for me," "I pretend I am
Spiderman when I wear these," "I am a princess in this night gown," "my sister let me wear her favorite nightshirt."
So, because the kids love it, I will continue Pajama Day, but maybe next year try something other than sleep pants? A thong?
Hmmm....where did I put that Buns of Steel
dvd??